Greenspan: It's About Oil

Alan Greenspan, apparently afraid of being dragged down to Hades with the deaths of 1.2 million Iraqis on his conscience, has decided that revealing the long lost secret of the occupation of Iraq will save him from eternal hellfire. The only analogous situation I can imagine would be if Anna Nicole Smith had revealed shortly before she died that she had, in fact, married for the money. Open secrets once revealed do not souls cleanse. In other words, Greenspan is still going to hell, though we here at the Tank do greatly appreciate his candor.